We all can shave the baby…

by sunnyfong

David Caruso outdid himself this time. Not only is he already an internet meme superstar, he has decided to come out with a line of very life-like action figures of himself saying “You can shave the baby!”

Therein lies the trend-savvyness and mystery of David Caruso.

What do you shave the baby with?
Where’s the baby to shave?
Who’s baby is it?
Are we expected to shave the proverbial baby?
Do babies need to be shaved against the grain?
Go against the grain, David! Do it!

And the fact that he made the executive decision to let his action figure where the new Softmoc Emu boots (Uggs are so Jessica Blimpson circa Nick Laghey) shows that he is not only a branding genius, but a fashion canon of our generation.

Watch out Armani! Another bisexual is coming to take your throne away.