Mr. Stern on Letterman, busting Dave’s balls once again…
The reason why I’m posting this? I’m a huge Howard Stern Superfan and of course, I was curious to see the Tom Ford outfit he wore to his wedding.
Very chic, Howard! I think Ralph actually did a great job pairing a cool tee with your suit.
And nice black Purcells too! A subtle casual rock and roll but still fashionable touch.
Fuck Ralph. Long live Howard!
This has nothing to do with fashion or style but it’s an old favourite of mine:
I don’t care if it might be fake.
Karl Lagerfeld came over tonight and watched some Active Duty with me. I’m not particularly attracted to him (I liked him more pre-pheasant for breakfast and bulemia for dinner – what a great band name!) so instead of normally caving in to fooling around with older men who can help my career, we settled on a no-touching mutual jerk off to some military gay-for-pay porn. Epaulettes are gonna be big for spring btw.
So right before he was about to come, I ran to my closet organizer and grabbed a black t-shirt. I put it on and I got him to straddle my tiny sweet smooth 28-inch Asian waist and spray his hot creamy white man-juice all over my shirt in the formation of his signature. Isn’t that the cutest thing ever? Though I think a “sincerely” or “regards” would’ve been a little more subtle.
I think he forgot a comma but I got him to get the fuck out cuz my ass was woooooooooooooooooooown the fuck out…
And just for the hell of it, I thought I’d share “Can I taste yo’ joose?”
Cuz my ass was woooooooooooooooooooown the fuck out…