Gareth Thomas is Gross But Hot
It’s too bad Mickey Rourke is gonna play Gareth Thomas in a biopic instead of Tom Hardy. Who wants to see Mickey Rourke with another guy? Ugh. Really really too bad. But it’s nice to see a professional footballer coming out and defying stereotypes. He’s pretty gross but I’d still hit it.
And in honour of Gareth Thomas coming out of the closet, Christian Louboutin has also created a special super faggy shoe to mark the occasion. You can even sorta see a reflection of the trademark red soles. I quite like how smooth they are. The cum splatters from the baths will wipe right off when he gets home.