Cheer up, Ralph

by sunnyfong

Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On It

“Belts are reportedly not among the accessories included in the collection because, according to company press materials, ‘Does it even matter if your pants fall down at this point?'”

Awwww. Buck up, Ralphy. More about Lauren’s depression here.

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