Wanna see what a $68 condom looks like? This is the real deal. Not a joke. Starting this month, you can find this in all Louis Vuitton stores.
Buying rubbers is not embarrassing anymore because frankly, not only does it mean you’re getting laid but it means you’re being safe sex about it. Nothing embarrassing about that at the checkout counter. But if you’re spending money on this $68 Louis Vuitton condom, you should be embarrassed for being a complete and utter douchebag asshole shithead with no sense of reality.
Word has it a certain wealthy reality show family of worthless morons bought these. Why am I not surprised?
I guess the one good thing about these things is that if you stick it in a dirty ass, you won’t see the mud on the helmet.
As you were.