Fall’s so far balls

by sunnyfong

I’m currently lying on my stomach under my open window, feeling the cool air on my back. Fall is definitely here and that means the shorts go away and the sweaters come out. I took some time and walked around the mall like a lonely housewife today and man, is men’s fashion fugly for September. I came home and surfed a few new sites and the selection wasn’t any better…

What is this? I don’t even think a street cleaner would wear this ridiculous vest.

First thing, faux croc. Second thing, Jimmy Choo for men? Yikes. Third thing, rainboots! Three words: Rihanna’s back-up dancers.

I imagine someone burying a body in the desert wearing this $400 cashmere toque. Or a stylist on Law & Order putting this on a homeless rapist.

This $700 Seil Marschall backpack would look great in a schoolyard… Being run over by a lawn mower.

But I did see one thing that I made me drool all over my keyboard:

Gucci Gucci goo!