Chinese Work Ethic Sunny Fong

Men's fashion carnage etcetera in all its naked glory…

Month: May, 2011

A Whole New World

A new fantastic point of view…

New glasses. New Job. New outlook on life.

Fuck you Ray-Ban for breaking twice (I was told that they just have a shelf life). Let’s see how Ralph Lauren holds up.


Calvin Klein Spring/Summer 2011

I’ve finally completed my kitchen renovation and and I can sit back, relax and enjoy some men’s fashion again. I designed a budget “luxe” modern kitchen with clean lines, slab cabinets and geometric details. People would say that it’s not me but I think it’s perfect for my mindset right now. I just want a proper workspace where I can make stellar meals and not feel like I’m eating in a dump. Modern was the way to go and I’m slowly losing interest in ornate and eccentric things. This simplified sensibility has bled into my taste in summer clothing too. I do enjoy that Italian seaside gear I picked up in Europe last year but I’m looking forward to wearing some modern clothing: geometric prints, colour blocking, grids, sheen and sharp cuts. Just like the new Calvin Klein collection!

A lot of people are reacting negatively to the collection but I feel like it’s exciting in a subtle way. I love the proportions, I love the cute little logo peaking out from the bottom of the shirts, I love the monochromatic looks and I especially love the colour palette. Such unconventional mixes.

I can’t believe I have nothing nasty to say. Unemployment has made me soft.

Good thing I start a job soon… Look out art world, Sunny Fong is returning!

What should I do today?

Chom Chom

I’ve changed the way I say it.

Aaah I’m not the only one…

My Idol

I love the black and white photographs of Howard. They are so rock and roll and really hark back to a time when Rolling Stone was relevant.

Read the full article with my idol here.

Sloppy Seconds

Has anyone let Sean Avery know that his shorts with a suit thing isn’t really a thing?

Met Life

God, I’ve been so out of it. My house is covered in a layer of sawdust, plaster and drywall dust. My clothes smell like grout. I have been eating microwaved food for almost a month. Naturally, I’m going to post about the 2011 Met Gala in New York. I used to dream about attending this but now it’s just a pile of celebrity bullshit. No style, no glamour… Just a bunch of twigs in sequined rags picked by their stylists.

Strange that they would allow the Met’s custodial staff to walk on the red carpet.

Although I think it’s great to see Asians representing, she is wearing the feather duster my mom used to beat me with when I got an A-.

I feel like she looks like one of those kitchen sink sponge holders that are shaped like frogs.

Has Claire Danes become the new Rita Wilson?

I just fell asleep looking at this photo. How are people this beautiful so fucking boring?

Do you think she’s hiding a pot of her stew in that dress?

Wow, Precious is looking pretty good.

I know I made fun of my girl at the Oscars but I’ll have to say that she looks pretty fucking cool. The star-spangled Stella McCartney number not only flatters her figure but brings back that old Hollywood glamour. I really have nothing negative thing to say about it but I’m also a huge faggot for M.

Fuck, after all these years, Linda Blair is still riding that Exorcist coattail.

I like that Salma actually wore McQueen to the McQueen tribute. I would typically have a racist Hispanic joke or some offensive comment about her smelling like a burnt gordita but after her being AMAZING on 30 Rock, I have come to love Salma Hayek. She makes me cocoa for coocoo poofs!

I mean, did Chris Brown hit her in the head again before she got dressed?

And once again because I love this so much, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

All photos were stolen from some shitty supermarket checkout aisle ass rag.

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