Get a job
I thought this guy looked really stylish at first but then the more I looked at him, the more I wanted to have sex with him. And then the more I looked at him, the more I wanted to punch him in the neck and tell him to get the fuck up. Maybe do the dishes once in a while and fucking pick up after yourself!
He’s on some green boat that cleans the river with some biosomething something something. All his friends look like dirtbags who are staunch vegans but love motorcycles.