The Do’s and Don’t’s of the Do’s and Don’t’s

Street fashion blogging is so hot right now. Even I got asked to do it for BlogTo (coming in May!). But mine is going to be more tame because I’m not being paid to embarrass people. I’ll keep the fucks, shits, cocksucker and stupid hipster comments for this site.

Creative freedom is the most stylish thing in the world.
But every once in a while, I lurk over to some other sights to get some inspiration for my daily wardrobe. I usually scoff a little at Chictopia, wack off a bit over at The Sartorialist (though I think he’s getting a little too frou-frou lately and I want to see people working in restaurants or good ol’ teenagers causing trouble etc…) and end off with a bit of a chuckle over at Streetboners. Who reads Vice anymore anyway?

Sometimes Streetboners is hit or miss. Mostly hit.
For example, the Olympics Opening Ceremony coverage was essentially the best piece of online journalism since last week’s Onion…

AIRLINE ATTENDANTS
These people have no CLUE where your luggage is but you’re going to have to wait in line anyway.



Queen Latifah knows where your bags are but she ain’t sayin’.

But Chris tipped me off to a die motherfuckin’ hipster type blog that will hopefully pick up some steam as the summer months roll on called Look At This Fucking Hipster.


I’m hoping to get on this site myself! This stems from a longtime dream from high school dream was to be a Don’t in Vice. But again, who reads Vice anymore?
Anyway, never happened because I was too busy studying or something.

Can’t wait to see more fucking hipsters being slammed because screaming at my monitor as I scroll through Cobrasnake is just not enough. I need someone on the other end to validate the torture and slow murder fantasies in my mind so this new blog is more ammunition for my self-loathing. Thanks Chris.

Let the judgment begin!